You are a seal, how do you do this?

You are a navy seal. All of the other grayish black seals are racist jerks and hate you. They laugh at you and call you names. They never let you join in any seal games. You're fed up, so you decide to pursue your life long dream and go into show business. Unlike other seals before you, you don't want to be in the circus. You want to become a movie star. You succeed, becoming famous for your Oscar winning performance alongside Jet Li in "Seal Team Six", a Disney production for kids recounting the killing of Osama bin Laden. One day your fame becomes an issue. TMZ has shown up outside your aquatic mansion. Third time in about 6 hours. You decide to take drastic measures to drive them away. How do you do it? Please remember you are a seal.